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Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.11.04 17:40:00 -
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Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.11.08 12:42:00 -
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What if this weren't a hypothetical question? |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.01.26 01:05:00 -
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I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up your ass. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.02.05 20:02:00 -
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I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.02.09 23:44:00 -
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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.02.11 18:11:00 -
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Wow! Several million sperm and YOU're the one that made it?! |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.02.12 22:42:00 -
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By the time you have finished reading this, you will have realized you just wasted 10 seconds of your life. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.02.17 22:44:00 -
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As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people donGÇÖt. |
Mourn Ex
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Posted - 2012.02.18 12:32:00 -
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You know youGÇÖre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.02.19 00:07:00 -
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. |
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Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.02.19 15:46:00 -
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If you think nobody cares that you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.02.22 00:02:00 -
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When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.02.29 17:10:00 -
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. SheGÇÖs 97 today and we donGÇÖt know where the hell she is. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.03.04 22:21:00 -
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Lifes a b*tch and then you marry one. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.03.10 14:14:00 -
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You know you're ghetto when you wash paper plates. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.03.17 19:03:00 -
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I donGÇÖt make typos. I make new words. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.03.19 23:49:00 -
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.03.25 18:30:00 -
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Whatever it is - I didn't do it! |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.03.29 21:35:00 -
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Years ago I used to supply filofaxes for the mafia. Yeah, I was involved in very organised crime. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.03.30 19:40:00 -
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Imagine there were no hypothetical situations. |
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Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.04.04 10:51:00 -
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Work is for people who don't know how to play golf. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.04.05 20:04:00 -
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.04.06 16:18:00 -
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.04.16 07:06:00 -
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You're everything I've ever wanted in a vague acquaintance. |
Mourn Ex
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Posted - 2012.04.19 16:50:00 -
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. |
Mourn Ex
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Posted - 2012.04.25 18:07:00 -
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Pride, commitment, teamwork--words we use to get you to work for free. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.04.29 15:43:00 -
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I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved. |
Mourn Ex
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Posted - 2012.04.30 17:52:00 -
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One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read." |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.05.05 18:21:00 -
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In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.05.06 21:40:00 -
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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. |
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Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.05.07 22:37:00 -
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Sarcasm is just one of the many services we offer. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.05.18 13:05:00 -
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HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM SHOUTING AT THEM OVER THE INTERNET. PLEASE HELP!!! |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.05.19 13:14:00 -
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Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.06.01 14:19:00 -
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bump |
Mourn Ex
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:39:00 -
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bump |
Mourn Ex
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Posted - 2012.06.20 21:50:00 -
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bump |
Mourn Ex
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Posted - 2012.07.03 22:12:00 -
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bump |
Mourn Ex
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Posted - 2012.07.09 11:45:00 -
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bump |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.07.12 15:06:00 -
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bump |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force
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Posted - 2012.08.06 13:27:00 -
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mid-day bump |
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Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2013.01.12 14:18:00 -
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Yep, still going strong and looking for more pilots. |
Mourn Ex
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2013.02.03 19:04:00 -
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Bumptastic |
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